ga USA review

The inaugural Pier Nation "Citizen of the Month" goes to Petunia

I was gonna call Petunia "Chatter of the Month" but i realized if she could talk, she would have said "For the love of god could you please get this gd peachplum pit (say that 10 times real fast) out of me before it heads to Sphincterville?

Anyone who knows who Petunia is already knows why and anyone that doesn't won't understand.